that this is how people find my site. Obviously there aren’t enough sites out there about what girls do for fun when they’re home alone. I’m sure they’re quite disappointed when they get here. Because, you know, I’m rarely home, and when I am, it’s almost never alone. And if you need fun stuff to do, I’ve got some sticks and string…

These are not the worst of the search phrases – there are lots more that are too gross to mention. And this post probably just got me several more hits just like these. Yeesh.